Room Number 409
Room number 409 in the Oori block has created a lot of expectations of disbelief and improper hostel culture in the entire campus of SRM.
It is a cage to a diverse species of animals that get together every day and create havoc amongst the entire hostel, and most importantly, amongst its own habitable and sane roomates.
- Arnie "boobie connoisseur" Agnihottie
- Most confident person in the world.
- He is a girl with highly masculine voice and facial hair
- He can go in boxers to class.
- Raghav "depressed" Sharma
- Raghav is 6'1", and that is his only defining feature.
- His height and penis size are inversely proportional
- Raghav is so tall that we have to remove his head from the fan.
- Manav "muthmare" Bhandari
- He is 5'2", and his height and penis size are directly proportional.
- He masturbates looking at Agnihottie's pictures, and they sleep together (sexually)
- His sleep cycle is just like his future wife, both are getting fucked.
- Yatharh "mutthibaaz" Khare
- He masturbates 7 times a day on average.
- He likes watching Savita Bhabi
- He is afraid of women and gets new crushes everyday
- Lelihana "gaandmare" Kumar
- He orders Russians every single day.
- He is a playboy and specialises in short girls .
- He is a professional drug dealer who sells Ganja.
- Aniket "raand" Bist
- He wants to get a S.D.P. of 2.5lpa CTC
- Ani"kat" is a worshipper of Bat bhai
- He hibernates for 30m after waking up and before getting up.
- Aadharsh "1 bihari 100 bimari" Raj
- He is a Bihari, and that is his only defining feature.
- He doesn't need protein, he eats vimal pan masala.
- He tries to rizz up shopkeepers.
- Ri"shit" 'randbaaz' Asthana
- He eats shilajeet to boost his sexual performance.
- He fucks 7 times a day.
- His preferrered sexual partner are dogs.
NOTE: The "zoo" 409, is very neat and clean. If you find any abandoned animals loitering around, you can be sure to find them in room 409, eventually. It is near a public common washroom, and it smells very nice when the door is open. The "animals" sleep at 4am in the morning without a bedsheet or bodysheet and they say their bed is very clean. If any 3rd floor hostel students have lost any of their belongings, feel free to look into this room for it is also the public lost and found section.